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free shit

to start, a few things I’m getting rid of! for those who are new here (hi!), the way it works is this: if you’re interested in an item, reply back to this email and lmk. if there are multiple ppl eyeing the same thing, I’ll throw all the names into an internet random name generator and pray that everyone wins (although this never happens; just one person will get it). those who are local can pick up (which is great for me) or if you need me to ship, I’ll just ask that you pay for packaging/postage costs once I drop off at the post office.

just the tin! I meant to buy just the refill tablets and bought the entire kit by accident.

an apron for anyone who is a fan of this calorie counting app (it’s a decent apron, maybe you can cover up the logo).

once again I’m getting rid of a protein powder. why do I keep thinking I’m a protein powder girl? I don’t even have a blender. this is an open container, fyi, bc I used it exactly once to make a very disgusting breakfast: not enough greek yogurt + this powder mixed in + a psycho amount of honey and PB that couldn’t fix the problem. please take this to gain muscles on my behalf.

I call this my instagram bag (not a compliment) bc I was duped by an ad where some model strolled onto a tennis court with a racquet head shoved inside. I was like, omg I need this cute ass tennis bag. guess what I already have a million bags that I use for tennis, including an llbean tote with the word “tennis” monogrammed on it. not only that but I can’t stand it when I see someone with the same instagram bag on the L train (it’s always on the L train).

does anyone need lights? takes triple A batteries. you can buy double-sided sticky foam to stick these onto walls or under cabinets, etc.

idk…lunch bag? for cold bevs at the park?

really good for fans of canadian film festivals, or for anyone named tiff.

sorry if you’re going back into the office.

brooches

what can I say, I love them, always have. if you’ve been a friend of mine for long enough, there’s a good chance I’ve gifted you a brooch. it’s my love language. but I find that ppl generally don’t know what to do with them. easiest thing to do is stick it on the lapel of your outerwear and keep it there so you don’t have to think about it. but if you’d like to get more creative with it, here are some of my fave ways to style:

to help adjust/bring better shape to big-ass sweaters:

as a button replacement:

create some kind of theme/narrative:

my jean jacket that I call “the dog park.” these are pins but the idea is the same: get thematic.

all in a day.

romance!

purls.

get yourself a brooch that’s also a secret eyeglass holder:

my sweet turt.

stick it on a boring cotton bag to make it un-boring:

OK BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!